I bet spy agencies are jealous of Santa…

I bet spy agencies are jealous of Santa because he can get away with stuff they cannot. I mean just think about it. He’s got the best intelligence service working for him, cause he knows when someone is naughty or nice, and if they are awake or asleep! He also can break into the homes of children to leave gifts without people caring or worry about being arrested when he appears in public! He’s been honored with songs and poems about what he does as well. I mean when was the last time a spy agency got a positive remark made about them from the public?